effects of bad hair day

the increase in oil and sticky-ness of hair leads to an hyperactive imagination. my (very) limited command of the english language cannot do justice to the scenes going through my head. nonetheless, i will try:

imagine this. the teenyweeny oil droplets on my hair are spliting into two with every second that goes by. and at a certain threshold, these minute oil droplets will start morphing into hair bugs. these hair bugs then mate and lay eggs deep within my hair roots which will attract predators like birds and possums. aiyah, to cut the story short, if i dont go home soon enough to wash my hair, greek myths will become a reality: i will turn into a medusa :(

stupid rain.